The Whole Cactus's definitions

cuntastrophic Failure

Children who have failed miserably due to being raised (badly) by a THOT that is a cuntastrophe.

My daughter is a cuntastrophic failure because she lived with my ex.

by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2023

Revenge of the Fifth

The massive hangover after a night of drinking like a 21 year old at a frat party.

Bob’s wife is solo branching, he’s dealing with the Revenge of the Fifth.

by The Whole Cactus May 5, 2025

Gravity’s Bitch

Being on the receiving end of an especially violent unplanned sudden stop by coming in to contact with the ground. Also see face plant, hard slam, street pizza.

His parachute fail to open and he was Gravity’s Bitch.
Bob was not wearing a safety harness and when he fell off the roof, he was gravity’s bitch.

by The Whole Cactus April 1, 2023

vacabra

Short for Vacation Brain. : A state of mind entered before a vacation or long weekend that renders a person utterly useless at work. They are completely checked out and mentally at their destination already.

Bill is suffering from Vacabra, he hasn’t accomplished anything in hours.

by The Whole Cactus February 21, 2024