The Wendolyne's definitions

breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.

It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

Bony Satva

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

fratter

A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.

An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.

by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020

grindlepop

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021

maskcident

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.

"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."

by The Wendolyne August 15, 2020

grint

A sly and menacing grin somewhere between a snarl and a scowl, like Tuco in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

When Tuco grints it's time to reach for your weapons.

by The Wendolyne February 11, 2021