The Wendolyne's definitions

fratter

A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.

An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.

by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020

grindlepop

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

OGLIGU

OGLIGU = Oh Good Lord; I give up.

Reserved for those special times when you've reached the end of your rope trying to reason with a zombie.

OGLIGU (i.e. no matter what Trump does his followers won't admit FAIL)

by The Wendolyne March 5, 2017

comedyboarding

Being bombarded by jokes that really suck and feeling like you have no way out but must sit through the torture. But you can do it, change the channel!

Date night? More like a comedyboarding session watching Seinfeld's "Unfrosted."

by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop

That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

grint

A sly and menacing grin somewhere between a snarl and a scowl, like Tuco in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

When Tuco grints it's time to reach for your weapons.

by The Wendolyne February 11, 2021