Definitions by The Wendolyne

AHAI 

Asshole AI abbreviated to AHAI is an easy shorthand acronym to shoot quickly to your possibly pissed off friend to explain why the perfect text message turned to stupid or linked to some cray bullshit mid-air. Spellcheck, auto-correct, and AI are destroying human communication.

1. AHAI! Sorry, I did not mean to call your mother a porn dog's wet dream.
2. AHAI FUBAR
3. AHAI not sure why this linked to reddit.com but I did read your story.
4. AHAI

AHAI by The Wendolyne December 27, 2024

enraged prostate 

A result of anger directed at those who are more successful than you are or have bypassed you intellectually, emotionally, and physically.

Jerry Seinfeld's enraged prostate is making his usual bad jokes even worse.

enraged prostate by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

comedyboarding 

Being bombarded by jokes that really suck and feeling like you have no way out but must sit through the torture. But you can do it, change the channel!

Date night? More like a comedyboarding session watching Seinfeld's "Unfrosted."

comedyboarding by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

wordwarping

Changing the spelling of words to avoid detection and removal by automated editors.

Ex: sooiside

sekshull asshult

se×u#@1 a55au1t

r@pe

The group was accused of se×u#@1 a55au1t so some wordwarping was done so the story wouldn't be found and deleted by spiders.

wordwarping by The Wendolyne February 25, 2024

witchlock 

Female witch or male witch or non-binary witch or female warlock or male warlock or non-binary warlock.

Are you a good witchlock or a bad witchlock?

witchlock by The Wendolyne August 16, 2022

grindlepop 

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

grindlepop by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021

momogamous 

momogamous - having only one baby daddy for all biological children

I am a momogamous Catholic woman seeking one special baby daddy to father a herd.

momogamous by The Wendolyne November 8, 2021