The Wendolyne's definitions

sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019

OGLIGU

OGLIGU = Oh Good Lord; I give up.

Reserved for those special times when you've reached the end of your rope trying to reason with a zombie.

OGLIGU (i.e. no matter what Trump does his followers won't admit FAIL)

by The Wendolyne March 5, 2017

Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

Bony Satva

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.

Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

maskcident

maskcident mask-suh-dent

When someone's Covid-19 mask cuts off their field of vision, causing them to trip and fall.

"In today's news, several hundred new maskcidents have been reported. Injuries range from broken legs to biffed tailbones."

by The Wendolyne August 15, 2020

Winnieing

When you decide to just love your friends and live your life instead of worrying about bombs.

I've decided to go on a news hiatus and concentrate on fun, kind friends, family, and love instead. #Winnieing!

by The Wendolyne August 25, 2020

Dylanologist

An expert in or student of the life & works of musician Bob Dylan.

My mother is a Dylanologist; ask her anything about musician Bob Dylan's life or music and she will tell you everything!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020