The Wendolyne's definitions

Fuck Buddha

A person you can not only bone and compartmentalize without consequence, but also talk to about the cosmos.

Fuck Buddy Sugar Dealer

Jesus is not my boyfriend, neither is he my Fuck Buddha. I suppose he's something akin to a Sugar Dealer or at least he'd like to be.

by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020

wordwarping

Changing the spelling of words to avoid detection and removal by automated editors.

Ex: sooiside

sekshull asshult

se×u#@1 a55au1t

r@pe

The group was accused of se×u#@1 a55au1t so some wordwarping was done so the story wouldn't be found and deleted by spiders.

by The Wendolyne February 25, 2024

OGLIGU

OGLIGU = Oh Good Lord; I give up.

Reserved for those special times when you've reached the end of your rope trying to reason with a zombie.

OGLIGU (i.e. no matter what Trump does his followers won't admit FAIL)

by The Wendolyne March 5, 2017

comedyboarding

Being bombarded by jokes that really suck and feeling like you have no way out but must sit through the torture. But you can do it, change the channel!

Date night? More like a comedyboarding session watching Seinfeld's "Unfrosted."

by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

grint

A sly and menacing grin somewhere between a snarl and a scowl, like Tuco in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."

When Tuco grints it's time to reach for your weapons.

by The Wendolyne February 11, 2021

geeglejoe

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad.

That geeglejoe just stole my donut!

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

fratter

A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.

An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.

by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020