blacksnag

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.
Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.
by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020
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Dylanologist

An expert in or student of the life & works of musician Bob Dylan.
My mother is a Dylanologist; ask her anything about musician Bob Dylan's life or music and she will tell you everything!
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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grint

A sly and menacing grin somewhere between a snarl and a scowl, like Tuco in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly."
When Tuco grints it's time to reach for your weapons.
by The Wendolyne February 11, 2021
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gooneypop

Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
by The Wendolyne August 30, 2020
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grindlepop

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.
That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!
by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021
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sugar dealer

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.
I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.
by The Wendolyne August 26, 2019
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Hypnochristian

Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
by The Wendolyne April 05, 2021
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