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Speidi

1. Nickname for Heidi & Spencer Pratt, a moronic couple who achieved artificial fame after "starring" in MTV's "The Hills".

2. Any fake celebrity couple.

3. Any fake, dolled-up non-celebrity couple.

4. A couple of absolute morons.

5. Any couple of spoiled, trashy, uneducated rich kids with an almighty complex.
Speidi... I can't even make a sentence for this. Just say the word "Speidi" and it speaks for itself.
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Deadliest Catch

1. Deadliest Catch: The title of a Discovery Channel reality series about guys who catch crabs. Narrated by Mike Rowe.

2. Deadliest Catch with Tila Tequila: The possible title of a new MTV reality series about guys who catch crabs. (lol, thank you Jimmy Fallon!)
I love Deadliest Catch! Only on Discovery though, just thinking of the MTV version makes me itch...
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The Sugars

An old Southern American term for sugar diabetes. Most notably used in a Saturday Night Live sketch featuring Kristen Wiig as Paula Deen.
I have what my mama used to call "the sugars".
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ghettry

1. Combination of "ghetto" and "country."
2. Someone or something that has the characteristic of being in both low-urban and rural areas.
3. Foods that have also originated in those areas.
1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry.
2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry.
3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry.
4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry.
5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!
by The TrUth will find you out December 31, 2007
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turn down for bae

A noticeable change in your behavior after you start dating someone. If you don't act as wild as you used to, you've "turnt down for bae".
Guy 1: Alright, so who's payin for strippers?
Guy 2: No strippers, guys. She, uh... you know.
Guy 3: Oh right, turn down for bae.
by The TrUth will find you out March 29, 2015
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droppin' oil

Jealous. Arose from an accusation of a person who walked into a nice house, became jealous of the homeowners, and then secretly began dropping oil on the carpet and ruining it, leaving the owners to wonder where the mysterious oil spots came from.
1. Adjective: She and I both used to be cool, but she's been droppin' oil ever since she was fired from the warehouse.

2. Verb: He started droppin' oil after finding out his best friend is dating his ex.
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Judyism

A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.
List of common Judyisms

1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.

4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.

6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".

7. Your story's a crock of baloney.

8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.

9. "Uh" is not an answer.

10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?

11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?

12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?
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