Definitions by The Tangoman

shit hits the fan

Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.

G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...

shit hits the fan by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Joystick 

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

Joystick by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Cumshots 

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.

Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.

Cumshots by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

two

The number that (usually) comes before three. Square root of four. Also the amount of people it takes to tango.

one two three four...

two by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

Tango 

A state of mind, aswell as a dance-style which is described as exotic and sensual.

I feel somewhat tango tonight.

Tango by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

leprechaun

Pesky little fella with ill-temper (see hockey-temper) and bad manners. From ireland and in posession of lucky charms. When caught, the leprechaun is forced to hand over a pot of gold and might grant wishes. Similar to that common Gnatt.

See the simpsons episode with the leprechaun and you'll understand...

leprechaun by The Tangoman September 19, 2004

depression 

When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.

I'm so depressed, where's the beer?

depression by The Tangoman September 19, 2004