The Tangoman's definitions

university

Excuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

Is an example nesessary?

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Lax

Short for relax, a state of total lack of stress.

Ahh... this is lax..

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

shit hits the fan

Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.

G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Beyond pain

A state of drunkenness

When your wasted, I mean totally out-of-there, pain does'nt occure...

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

gee wizz

a)An expression used when impressed, overwhelmed, shocked. Similar to "wow!" and "Oh golly-gosh!". Usually followed by an exclamation mark (!).

b) The urine of a gangster.

a)
Girl: "Wanna get lucky, little boy?"
Guy: "Gee Wizz! It's my lucky day today!"

b)
The carpet was soaked with gee-wizz.

by The Tangoman October 24, 2004

amnesia

A good sign that you had a good time the previous night.

"I can't remember shit from last night, must have been totally ninja"

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

beatwifer

A guy who beats his wife.

Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).

by The Tangoman October 26, 2004