Definitions by The Spike
fag cannon
An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
fag cannon by The Spike February 26, 2007
clap lottery
Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds.
clap lottery by The Spike February 26, 2007
the cobbler
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
the cobbler by The Spike February 25, 2007
magicians hat
A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.
Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.
magicians hat by The Spike February 25, 2007
bomber
A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.
Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.
Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.