teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon
Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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fag zag

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.
Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.
Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol
by The Spike February 22, 2007
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bomber

A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.
Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"
by The Spike February 23, 2007
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boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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sack hack

A women coughing up pubic hair lodged deep in her throat after 'ball sucking' or hardcore deep throating.
I think I 'tea bagged' Tiffany too much last night, she got sack hack
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
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