Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

fag boots

Shoes that make you look gay, possibly because you are. Similar to fag rags

Example:

Check out the fag boots on that guy!

by The Spike February 22, 2007

teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

magicians hat

A term for a woman with a large vaginal passage or man with a particularly lax anus.

Magicians tend to have enough room to pull rabbits and such from inside the hat, demonstrating large hidden volume.

Example:

That guy's got an arse like a magicians hat.

by The Spike February 25, 2007

Coppins Kill

A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.

In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing"

You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!

---

God damn that guy Coppins Killed me!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007