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bomber

A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.
Example:

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"
by The Spike February 25, 2007
mugGet the bombermug.

hand of god

Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.

Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.

Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:

"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"
by The Spike February 22, 2007
mugGet the hand of godmug.

fag zag

Moving in a different direction in order to avoid gay people in your path.
Example:

Wow, Sausage Fest ahead, better hang a fag zag
by The Spike February 22, 2007
mugGet the fag zagmug.

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.
Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol
by The Spike February 22, 2007
mugGet the bristol pistolmug.

Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
mugGet the Fucking Stupid Donkeymug.

the cobbler

Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!
by The Spike February 25, 2007
mugGet the the cobblermug.

boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
mugGet the boardroom bananamug.

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