The Shakespearean Antagonist's definitions

Groner

A boner that grows really fast and makes a lot of noise.

God damn it, my jeans are so squeaky they're giving me a groner.

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009

Drink N' Lick

The act of taking a drink and licking the bottle so the next guy gets to have your spit in his hand.

"That's right punk, you just got drink n' licked... next time you'll think before you try to backwash my in my soda."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Booty Wisdom

Advice pulled out of the ass of an extremely hot chick.

"Oh, man when she told us we were allowed to come to the jocks party, that was booty wisdom"

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Vitamin Q

A vitamin so elusive it's found in the subtle recesses of the alphabet... Also the secret ingredient used to make gatorade, clones and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was little, he overdosed on Vitamin Q, and became the man he is today.

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

ankle job

Any potentially unsafe sexual exploit... Especially involving an ankle.

"Last night your mom ankle jobbed me, and i think i broke something"

by The Shakespearean Antagonist May 6, 2009

Grape Soda

The new drink of black guys everywhere.

"Shit nigga, wanna get sum kool aid?"
"Naw son, da crackas be all up on dat shit, grape soda is da new drink of niggas everywhere."

by The Shakespearean Antagonist September 3, 2009