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Definitions by The Sesh Gremlinz

Cuntitude 

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.
"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"
Cuntitude by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019

The Stoned Age 

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
The Stoned Age by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019

Big-ady-Bong 

A Big-ady-Bong is a specific measurement of bong size defined as exactly 1.9 grams. This term originated at the dawn of the Wiltshire Stoned Age where we gave Donnovan a bong this size that knocked him clean out for the rest of the night.
A respectful amount to get you from sober to high real fast.
"Fancy getting a bit fucked up tonight?"
"Yeah mate, I've started us all off, loaded myself a Big-ady-Bong"
Big-ady-Bong by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
(Verb) Thanos, To Thanos, Thanosed.
Named after Marvel's Avengers villain, "To Thanos" means to simply half the amount of something. Weather physically or as metaphor or concept.
"I was supposed to save the $100 I had but now I only have $50"
"You've only gone and Thanosed your money"
Thanos by The Sesh Gremlinz January 4, 2019

Chunder World 

If you take too much drugs or drink a lot then you've been here. The end game for all those who lost in Psychedelic Selection. (they've been.......Chunderstruck!)
Things to do in the Chunder World include, throwing up on your mates lap in a field, star fishing the ground while naked and waking up 2 days later on a bench in some town you've never been too where the street signs look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard.
"Look at that scatty bastard passed out in his own puke"
"Leave him be, he is one with the Chunder World"

Camocunt 

That one fuck that always feels the need to make the same old joke every time they see someone wearing camouflage patterned clothing.
"Oh look he's floating where has his legs gone!?"
"you fucking camocunt"
Camocunt by The Sesh Gremlinz August 23, 2018

Urban Bull Click 

When you click "like" on a definition on Urban Dictionary and it doesn't register.
Doesn't matter how many times or how hard you click the button, sometimes this place is just retarded.
I would like to show my appreciation for your definition though my efforts appear to have been stumped by ye ol' Urban Bull Click