Definitions by The Sage Of Suave
SFTC
James : So how did you get on with Julia after we all went home? Go SFTC?
Jack : Man, was she steamy! She goddam ordered me there!
Jack : Man, was she steamy! She goddam ordered me there!
SFTC by The Sage Of Suave January 20, 2016
down yonder
Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.
down yonder by The Sage Of Suave May 20, 2015
Karma made me do it!
A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.
Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.
Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"
Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"
Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".
Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"
Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".
Karma made me do it! by The Sage Of Suave February 27, 2014
Angel Fish
Gentleman 1: Hey man, have you and Julia bonked yet?
Gentleman 2 : Last night was the night! And man, she is such an angel fish! I couldn't stop eating her out, she came three times on my tongue!
Gentleman 1 : And then?
Gentleman 2 : Well, we figured my tongue needed a rest, so she let me my cock take over the action.
Gentleman 2 : Last night was the night! And man, she is such an angel fish! I couldn't stop eating her out, she came three times on my tongue!
Gentleman 1 : And then?
Gentleman 2 : Well, we figured my tongue needed a rest, so she let me my cock take over the action.
Angel Fish by The Sage Of Suave February 15, 2014
The Big V
A polite way to refer to a woman's vagina. Especially useful in exchanges when the word 'vagina' is too formal, but you're not comfortable saying 'snatch', 'hole', 'cunt' or suchlike to your companion.
Mum : How did your first date with Julia go?
Son : Yeah, I like her, we had a lotta fun.
Mum : Did she let you touch The Big V?
Son: Mum! She's a True Love Waits girl. But I just know she's gonna break her vows real soon...
Son : Yeah, I like her, we had a lotta fun.
Mum : Did she let you touch The Big V?
Son: Mum! She's a True Love Waits girl. But I just know she's gonna break her vows real soon...
The Big V by The Sage Of Suave February 6, 2014