jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2008

green-light

1. to approve something

2. permission to do something
(from the green traffic light indicating that vehicles may proceed)

Give him the green-light to post the video.

by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2007

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2008

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2009

underdog

a person who is unlikely to win in a competition or is at a disadvantage

He was the underdog but he came out on top anyway.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2008

no-account

worthless, not having any merit

Get back to your dump, and take your no-account mutt with you.

by The Return of Light Joker June 09, 2009

lady of the night

a prostitute, a woman who has sex for money

When I learned that she was a lady of the night I thought I was going to vomit.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2008