The Return of Light joker 's definitions

jump

1. to fight(often applied to street gangs, especially denoting a surprise attack)

2. to attack or assault

3. to copulate with

They tried to jump those punks over there.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2008

quid pro quo

something exchanged for something equal

The told me it was to be a quid pro quo, but they never gave me the info they said I would receive.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2010

gargle-factory

a bar or tavern

The gargle-factory near the shopping mall is an eyesore. The quality of the alcohol they serve does not make up for that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2011

the jury is still out

no conclusion has been reached

As far as that project goes the jury is still out.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2009

you and what army

Who is trying threaten me?

A: Your dead, give in.

B: You and what army.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2009

war chest

funding for a political campaign provided well in advance of the start of the campaign

If she really did want the seat in the senate, she would probably have been hiding an illicit war chest.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2011

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007