The Return of Light joker 's definitions

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

nothing to sneeze at

something significant or consequential

Her history as a folklorist was nothing to sneeze at.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

barb

1. a barbiturate drug

2. short for the name Barbara

a barb can produce a an alcohol like state of intoxication and is dangerously addictive.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2008

run interference

to provide justification, protection, etc.

The older girl ran interference for their daughter while she set up the prank on their back porch. (example of run interference)

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2010

jizz-rag

1. a cloth or rag used to clean up semen

2. a foolish, contemptible person

Don't try to guilt trip me you jizz-rag.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

taint

the perineum, the space between the genitals and the anus an the muscles that lie underneath

"Let me tell you, my taint was sore after taking a such a long walk in the hot humid weather".

by The Return of Light Joker March 30, 2010