The Return of Light joker's definitions

popskull

inferior liquor, especially if illicit

I felt awful after drinking that popskull.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2011

camel toe

the unsightly appearance of the outline of a woman's genitals when she wears pants that are too tight

That girl need to learn to wear clothing that is less tight so we don't have to see her camel toe.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

PM

1. a personal or private message

2. to send someone a personal or private message on a message board, forum or chat room

If I get another PM about that topic I will flip out.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2008

cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.

Perry was such a cementhead.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2010

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010