Definitions by The Return of Light joker

beauty sleep 

Sleep necessary for good health, concentration etc.

Not now, I need my beauty sleep.

beauty sleep by The Return of Light Joker July 23, 2009

Grand Central Station

a crowded or busy place (from the Grand Central Train terminal in New York)

The house was like Grand Central Station today.

Grand Central Station by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2009

Pda 

a public display of affection between a couple, especially one that is considered inappropriate in a particular place.

Lay off the pda you two.

Pda by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2009

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

STFU by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

too many chiefs and not enough Indians 

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge

I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

too many chiefs and not enough Indians by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

contraption 

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

contraption by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

kegger 

a beer drinking party

Your just going to the kegger so you can get get drunk. Your better of going to see the fireworks.

kegger by The Return of Light Joker July 16, 2009