The Return of Light joker's definitions

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

temp

1. temporary

2. a temporary employment agency

3. a temporary employee

4. a temporary employer

I don't want to go to a temp agency. I Want a job I like.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 18, 2008

drift

1. meaning, intent

2. a controlled sidewards skid

3. to leave

He ruined the approach if you get my drift.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2009

all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2010

yellow sheet

a criminal record

He had a yellow sheet as long as the yellow streak down his back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 4, 2011

faze

to make hesitant, to perturb (usually with not)

Lightning does not faze them.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2009

Jersey lightning

applejack, a brandy made by distilling hard apple cider (from the fact that the distilleries that produce it are in New Jersey)

a shot of Jersey lightning, let alone plain old brandy, is enough to make me sick.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2010