The Return of Light joker's definitions

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

bugjuice

1. inferior whiskey

2. any highly colored, juice or powdered drink (From a brand of juice drinks)

He needs to lay off the bugjuice.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2009

give the nod

to give approval, give permission to do something

I won't give the nod to treating conspiracy theories as facts.

by The Return of Light Joker March 28, 2011

Vitamin I

Ibuprofen, a non opiate, non steroidal, anti-inflammatory drug

After the surgery they gave me a prescription for Vitamin I, but it was for a higher dose than is available over the counter.

by The Return of Light Joker September 11, 2011

dozer

1. a bulldozer

2. a blow with the fist(possibly pronounced doozer)

The dozer broke down on the spot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 29, 2008

keen

excellent, wonderful

That party was totally keen.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2009

oasis

a liquor store

the oasis was trashed before I could even buy something.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2011