The Return of Light joker's definitions

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

lame duck

1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote)

2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game

If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.

by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2008

improper fraction

a person whose chest is much larger than their abdomen (from a term for a fraction where the numerator is greater than the denominator)

Only after her plastic surgery did she realize that she had become an improper fraction.

by The Return of Light Joker September 13, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

uberveillance

constant, continuous, and widespread electronic monitoring of people via embedded devices (from the German suffix uber- and surveillance)

Concerns about uberveillance eventually becoming routine are growing.

by The Return of Light Joker April 15, 2011

Pda

a public display of affection between a couple, especially one that is considered inappropriate in a particular place.

Lay off the pda you two.

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2009