oyster

1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)

an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.

by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2010

lay it on thick

to exaggerate, overstate, especially said of flattery an attempt to coax

Man, He sure did lay it on thick when he tried to get his girlfriend to come home form the party early.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2009

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

tag

1. an automobile license plate

2. to spray paint graffiti with ones name on a wall

I lost my temp tag again.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2008

mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2008

DMZ

an area that is now peaceful but could become the sight of violence (from Demilitarized zone, the term form the area where a war was fought, used since the end of the Korean war. violence is often legally prohibited by an agreement in such frontiers or boundaries to promote peace and reduce the chance that the war could restart)

I was halfway through the DMZ when that weirdo showed up and asked for directions.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2010