The Return of Light joker's definitions

McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors

The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2011

double talk

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

big O

1. an orgasm, a sexual climax

2. opium

Once I reach the big O, there is no turning back.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 26, 2007

geek speak

1. the technical jargon of dedicated computer users

2. slang used mainly on the internet

I am so sick of that geek speak.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2007

tanglefoot

any alcoholic beverage(from the negative effects drinking has one's ability to stand and walk)

I think you need to lay off the tanglefoot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2010

mash

1. love

2. a love affair

3. a lover

4. to make a sexual advance

5. to kiss and cuddle

This is no the best time to mash. My co-worker dissed me over something trivial and I am not happy about it.

by The Return of Light Joker December 6, 2010

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009