The Return of Light joker's definitions

1 shot

a work of fiction that is not part of a series

That book must be a 1 shot.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2008

over the top

beyond reasonable limits, outlandish

This situation is over the top. Someone do something to stop all this bickering.

by The Return of Light Joker September 14, 2009

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2008

Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet

Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2010

50/50

equally or fairly shared

After they determined what the prize was worth, they split it 50/50.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2009

hell-bent

very determined, recklessly eager

She is hell-bent on finding him and seducing him.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 4, 2008

suicide blonde

A woman who has hair that is dyed crudely or unprofessionally (From the notion that it is dyed by her own hand)

My Next door neighbor is a suicide blonde.

by The Return of Light Joker April 8, 2008