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Definitions by The Return of Light joker

1. worthless

2. to shoot someone, especially to death

3. positive publicity

4. to give positive publicity

5. to copulate
Your pet is totally plug.

dawn patrol 

to get up early in the morning to get a head start (early members of the air force would do so to survey enemy positions)
I Don't want to go on dawn patrol this time.

woodpecker of mars 

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.
He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.
a carbonated drink, especially soda or champagne
This fizz is stale.

hand over fist 

energetically and rapidly
He completed his assignments hand over fist.
1. not certain, lacking in detail

2. suspicious, of questionable morals, such as someone who might be doing something illegal
The info they gave me was a bit sketchy.

jock-itch 

an severe itch of the male genital area contributed to by a particular fungal infection (from the fact that the area is often covered by an support garment or jock strap
His jock-itch was getting out of hand.