The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

vertical bathtub

a wall mounted man's urinal

I think he's having problems with the vertical bathtub.

by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2009

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)

Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.

by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009

brown out

1. for the electricity to dim or fade

2. an instance of the electricity dimming or fading, a partial black out

I hate it when we get a brown out. flicccc

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2008

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds

They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011