washout

a failure or disappointment

Charlie Sheen was apparently a washout as a comedian.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2011

404

1. crazy or stupid

2. I don't know. (used in text messaging)

(from the computer message that appears on the screen when the browser fails to find the web site's server)

This guy is totally 404.

by The Return of Light Joker October 18, 2008

finger lickin good

exceptionally delicious (possibly for a slogan from KFC)

Those ribs were finger lickin good.

by The Return of Light Joker April 08, 2010

bend over backwards

to exert oneself mightily

If you have to bend over backwards for a place like that it's not worth finding it.

by The Return of Light Joker November 20, 2009

eyetie

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008

empty suit

a person of seeming distinction who is actually a product of Publicity

Andrew Wakefield is an empty suit. His study was discredited.

by The Return of Light Joker May 08, 2010

hi-jinks

unihibited mischief, capers and pranks

I have had enough of these hi-jinks.

by The return of light Joker November 05, 2007