The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

od

an overdose of drugs, especially illegal ones

He almost had a life threatening od.

by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2009

Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007

pull teeth

to do something in the most difficult way

He just has to pull teeth to complete his work.

by The Return of Light Joker May 5, 2009

temp

1. temporary

2. a temporary employment agency

3. a temporary employee

4. a temporary employer

I don't want to go to a temp agency. I Want a job I like.

by The Return Of Light Joker April 18, 2008

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

Jersey lightning

applejack, a brandy made by distilling hard apple cider (from the fact that the distilleries that produce it are in New Jersey)

a shot of Jersey lightning, let alone plain old brandy, is enough to make me sick.

by The Return of Light Joker October 26, 2010

faze

to make hesitant, to perturb (usually with not)

Lightning does not faze them.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2009