pony

1. something used to cheat in class

2. a small bell shaped liquor glass

They tried to offer a pony, but I turned it down.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2011

varnished

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2010

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

flatline

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

by The Return of Light Joker February 04, 2009

mushy

sentimental, blatantly emotional

He always gets so mushy when asked about his social life.

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2009

abandonware

computers software or devices that have been discontinued and are no long sold in stores

Not all abandonware fades into obscurity.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2010