pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

drum-beater

a person who lauds someone or something insistently

Why are you such a drum-beater for gold based currency?

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2010

mind-fuck

to manipulate someone to think and act as one wishes, to brainwash

She sounded like she was trying to mind-fuck you.

by The Return of Light Joker October 22, 2009

white stuff

1. alcohol, especially illicit liquor

2. cocaine

Stay away from the white stuff. You don't know what it'll do to you.

by The Return of Light Joker August 07, 2010

squirrel

1. a crazy or eccentric person

2. to hide something for later use

That guy is a freaking squirrel.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2008

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 05, 2011