The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

hard time

time spent in prison by a convict

He tried to steal an antique but he got caught and did hard time for it.

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2009

jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

bugjuice

1. inferior whiskey

2. any highly colored, juice or powdered drink (From a brand of juice drinks)

He needs to lay off the bugjuice.

by The Return of Light Joker October 3, 2009

deja vu

a feeling that something has occured even though it is just being experienced (believed to have been used By Baseball manager Yogi Berra)

Talk about Deja Vu. What is going on here.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2007

heads-up

a warning, especially of danger or the need to be alert

Heads-up. There's a situation out there.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2010

anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010