The Return of Light Joker 's definitions

commode-hugging drunk

heavily alcohol intoxicated, drunk to the point of vomiting

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2010

wheel

the steering wheel of a car and thus the control of the car

I'm not feeling well enough to drive. The wheel is yours today.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010

zone out

1. to lose awareness of one's surroundings

2. to become drug intoxicated

I think I was about to zone out.

by The Return of Light Joker November 9, 2007

zod

an eccentric or obnoxious person

Don't be such a zod.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2008

V-ball

volleyball, a sport involving tossing a ball back and forth over a net

I'm sick of V-ball. What else is there to do.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2009

apple pie order

Perfect order (from a corruption of the French word Nappes Pliées, meaning neatly folded linen)

His apple pie order was just over the top.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2010

Laughing gas

Nitrous oxid,e a gas used as a propellant, in engines, and as a drug

He had apparently had access to laughing gas and fell down after inhaling it.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2010