The Return of Light Joker's definitions

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

walking time bomb

a person who is likely become extremely violent at any moment

They never suspected that he was walking time bomb.

by The Return of Light Joker February 19, 2012

bag of antlers

an emaciated underweight woman, especially a model or actress (derogatory, supposedly her rib bones protruding from her skin would resemble a a pair of in a burlap sack)

As far a celebrities go, she is looking more like a bag of antlers every week.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2011

galvanized

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

If you really want to get galvanized, drink something other than cheap beer.

by The Return of Light Joker April 13, 2010

nosy

overly inquisitive or curious, prying

Your so nosy. You just have to know who's up to what.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2009

helm

the glans(tip) of one's penis

I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2008

push-over

a person who falters or gives in quickly

The last guy was such a push-over.

by The Return of Light Joker July 7, 2010