heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

by The Return of Light Joker October 23, 2008

green-eyed monster

jealousy, envy

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2011

gadfly

1. an irritating person or thing

2. someone who profits at the expense of others, a bloodsucker

He's a total gadfly! Just has no respect for others success or any real sympathy for their plight.

by The Return of Light Joker September 07, 2011

bushwhacker

1. a Guerrilla (originally used to mean a confederate soldier during the U.S. Civil War)

2. a marijuana smoker

Get this bushwhacker out of my hair.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2010

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

big kahuna

an important or authorative person (from kahuna, the native Hawiian term for a healer/priest)

The big kahuna has taken the enviornment into consideration.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2007

in tow

carried along, traveling with someone

They had a litter of kittens in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker April 05, 2009