The Return of Light Joker's definitions

klepto

a person who steals compulsively, a kleptomaniac

That kid is a damn klepto.

by The Return of Light Joker April 14, 2011

Neg

no, negative (an abbreviation)

A: can you make it tomorrow.

B: Neg I have to help clean the truck.

by The Return of Light Joker February 15, 2009

licker

a person's tounge

Your licker is hanging out of your mouth.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2009

flash in the pants

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

arm

a police man or woman, a police officer

That arm was too busy dealing with the speeder to notice the broken window of the nearby house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 7, 2008

apple pie order

Perfect order (from a corruption of the French word Nappes Pliées, meaning neatly folded linen)

His apple pie order was just over the top.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2010

pepper-belly

a Mexican, (derogatory, From the stereotype of Mexican food as having a large amount of chili peppers and the resulting racist presumption that Mexicans are overly fond of chili peppers)

A Fight broke out in the middle row of the audience when some southern guy called a Mexican American in the cast a Pepper-belly.

by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2009