the pits

a place or situation that is lousy, boring, loathsome etc (from armpits)

That store is the pits.

by The Return of Light Joker December 20, 2007

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 14, 2009

cheap date

a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.

If your a cheap date I'd hate to see your parents at a bar.

by The Return of Light Joker September 04, 2010

Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 04, 2008

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2010

grease monkey

a mechanic who works with and repairs automobiles.

If you don't get to a grease monkey soon, you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2011