The Return of Light Joker's definitions

goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus

He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2009

knock over

1. to rob, to commit a robbery

2. a robbery

3. to raid

They tried to knock over the store and learned a hard lesson when they got caught.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2008

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

war paint

facial cosmetics, facial makeup(from the facial paint that was sometimes worn by Native Americans)

She forgot to put on her war paint again.

by The Return of Light Joker November 8, 2007

Legoland

an urban or suburban area characterized by square edges and extreme regularity (from the chain of Lego themed amusement parks)

How the hell did I get stuck working in this Legoland.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2011