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moon cabbage

The controversy about the legal status of moon cabbage in The U.S. has grown, despite the fact that other issues have gotten worse.
by The Return of Light Joker July 12, 2010
mugGet the moon cabbagemug.

ticker

the heart (not used in the emotional sense)
Don't let your ticker beat so fast.
by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2009
mugGet the tickermug.

fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing
With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.
mugGet the fancy pantsmug.

get a word in edgewise

To manage to say something during a conversation (usually in the negative)
They were too distracted to let me get a word in edgewise.
mugGet the get a word in edgewisemug.

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp
I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.
by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011
mugGet the jaspermug.

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)
Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.
by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009
mugGet the liquid crackmug.

wonder bread

conventional, ordinary (from Wonder Bread, a common brand of plain white bread)
His secretary clearly has a wonder bread sense of style as evidenced by her dreary outfit.
by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2011
mugGet the wonder breadmug.

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