mash

1. love

2. a love affair

3. a lover

4. to make a sexual advance

5. to kiss and cuddle

This is no the best time to mash. My co-worker dissed me over something trivial and I am not happy about it.

by The Return of Light Joker December 06, 2010

frog slicing

the school subject of biology (from the early practice of dissecting frogs as part of the biology curriculum)

Apparently, frog slicing does not use as much math as other sciences.

by The Return of Light Joker March 06, 2011

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 09, 2010

Zack Morris Phone

an early mobile phone known mainly for for it's bulky size(from a character in the sitcoms Good Morning and Saved By the Bell, known for using this type of phone)

How the hell can anyone fit a Zack morris phone on their belt.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2008

kill

1. to finish consuming something

2. to spoil or ruin

3. to succeed

4. to make an audience break out in laughter

5. to turn off a device

Don't kill the chocolate without my permission.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

XYZ

make sure the crotch of your pants is zipped up (from examine your zipper)

You over there, XYZ!

by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

feel

1. an instance of touching a body part in a sexual way

2. to touch a body part in a sexual way

They started to feel eachother up just before Mom walked in on them.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2007