The Return of Light Joker's definitions

apple pie order

Perfect order (from a corruption of the French word Nappes Pliées, meaning neatly folded linen)

His apple pie order was just over the top.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2010

ninetails

the cat o' nine tails, a whip with nine cords notorious for it's use in punishing sailors in the Royal British Navy during the 1800s

He was weary of being struck with ninetails.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2008

turf

1. a sidewalk

2. the area that a gang claims

3. horse-racing

The turf was not safe for travel. What if I got shot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2009

asleep at the switch

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility

That punk is always be asleep at the switch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 22, 2009

F2F

in person, In actual contact (as opposed to online, from face to face)

Meet him F2F for once.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2009

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

fess up

to admit the truth, confess

Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.

by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009