silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008

knee-slapper

something really funny (from the slapping of the knees and hitting the floor associated with laughter.

That was one heck of a knee-slapper.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2008

abandominium

an abandoned, still standing house or apartment where the homeless or people with illegal occupations or habits take shelter

The Police claimed they could not get enough funds to check the abandominium for crackheads.

by The Return of Light Joker June 26, 2008

pint-sized

short or small, especially said of a person

This pint-sized nerd tried to offer me help with a phone I didn't have.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2011

In the clear

not suspected of commiting a crime

My nephew is in the clear.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2007

flange

the female genitals, the vulva

Her flange was prickly from the regrowth of the pubes.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2009

white stuff

1. alcohol, especially illicit liquor

2. cocaine

Stay away from the white stuff. You don't know what it'll do to you.

by The Return of Light Joker August 7, 2010