The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

absolut

absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)

The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

toad sticker

a large knife

A toad sticker was protruding from the puppet, implying that the person it represented was being threatened.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2011

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

water rat

a ruffian who who can be seen around the waterfront

If you hang around with that water rat too much and you'll wind up in jail with him.

by The Return of Light Joker September 1, 2011

perzackly

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2011

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011

Double Dutch

1. uninteligable, speech or language

2. simultaneous use of a condom and a birth control pill

I couldn't understand her Double Dutch about the concept of Double Dutch.

by The Return of Light Joker September 5, 2011