The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

lift

1. a surge of exhilaration

2. a ride

3. to steal

4. to plagarize

Unfortunately he gets a lift when he when he lifts form the office.

by The Return of Light Joker May 2, 2012

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2012

alt-weekly

a weekly alternative newspaper

Most urban areas in the country have at least one alt-weekly.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2012

marketroid

a ignorant marketing employee who is reliant on buzzwords and deception (possibly from a blend of marketing and droid)

I'm sick of that marketroid who keeps leaving ads on my car.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2012

wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

by The Return of Light Joker May 15, 2012

cojones

1. courage, guts (from sense 2)

2. the testicles

(both senses from Spanish)

You've got major cojones to try something like that on a big motherfucker like him.

by The Return of Light Joker May 23, 2012

give grief

to hassle someone over something

He is telling us were not doing everything we can and yet I see no reason for him to give us grief. (example of give grief)

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2012