The Return of LIght Joker's definitions

'bout

about, (from an abbreviation of about)

If I knew 'bout that, I'd have told everyone.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2010

used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2011

homewrecker

someone who has a relationship with a married or engage person with the intent of breaking the marriage or engagement

She was a homewrecker and a sexual predator.

by The Return of Light Joker April 28, 2011

Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.

The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems

He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010

sprout

a child, especially a baby

She has one sprout too many.

by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008

dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008