Definitions by The Return of Light Joker

spooge 

1. to ejaculate

2. semen

He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.

spooge by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2009

collywobbles 

a stomachache, stomach pain

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.

collywobbles by The Return of Light Joker June 21, 2008

edifice complex 

a keen desire of a public or educational administrator to construct a building or buildings(a pun on Oedipus complex)

The principal seems to have an edifice complex.

edifice complex by The Return Of Light Joker May 17, 2008

Katrina cough 

an alleged cluster of respiratory illnesses believed to be caused by the dust and mold kicked up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's destruction of New Orleans

The existence of the Katrina cough is not agreed upon.

Katrina cough by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2008

4skin 

the foreskin, the skin that covers the tip unless it is removed

If a man or boy does have a 4skin he should remember to clean under it frequently.

4skin by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2008

Cafeteria Catholic 

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

Cafeteria Catholic by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

coyote 

a person who smuggles illegal immigrants across the U.S.- Mexico border(from a type of wild canid sometimes associated with the southwest and Mexico)

That damn Coyote just won't give in.

coyote by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2007