The Return of Light Joker's definitions

a friend of Dorothy's

a male homosexual(Judy Garland, the actress who played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, is belived to have been the favorite actress of many homosexuals at one point)

What makes you say he is a friend of Dorothy's

by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2007

coyote

a person who smuggles illegal immigrants across the U.S.- Mexico border(from a type of wild canid sometimes associated with the southwest and Mexico)

That damn Coyote just won't give in.

by The Return of Light Joker December 13, 2007

4skin

the foreskin, the skin that covers the tip unless it is removed

If a man or boy does have a 4skin he should remember to clean under it frequently.

by The Return of Light Joker April 26, 2008

Cafeteria Catholic

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion

She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2007

spooge

1. to ejaculate

2. semen

He acted as if he were regretting an incident where he wanted to spooge on the bed but did not want to clean it up.

by The Return of Light Joker January 3, 2009

Katrina cough

an alleged cluster of respiratory illnesses believed to be caused by the dust and mold kicked up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's destruction of New Orleans

The existence of the Katrina cough is not agreed upon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 27, 2008

collywobbles

a stomachache, stomach pain

I had the collywobbles from that disgusting laxative my doctor gave.

by The Return of Light Joker June 21, 2008