The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

ninny

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

you can't get there from here

1. The place is remote and the route is hard to describe

2. the problem cannot be solved.

I'll say you can't get there from here. Let's just leave it at that.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2010

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

by The Return of Light Joker January 30, 2010

out of kilter

not functioning right, out of order

My alarm clock is out of kilter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2009