lambaste

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly

I am going to lambaste that fucker.

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2008

meanie

a very mean person, a cruel person(juvenile)

Leave me be you meanie.

by The Return of Light Joker January 21, 2009

IOU

written acknowledgement of a debt and a promise to pay it back(each letter pronounced seperately)

I had to give them an IOU to shut them up.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008

wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010

Newfie

1. a person From Newfoundland (sometimes derogatory)

2. a Newfoundland(breed) dog

A Newfie has been appearing near the river.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2009

Ameche

a telephone (dated, from actor Don Ameche, who starred in an early film about Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telphone)

The Ameche rang off the hook.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2011

water buffalo

1. a water storage tank

2. to vomit (worse than to yak)

The water buffalo had to be heated manually to get the water to flow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2010