The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

Jack Mormon

1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them

2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints

He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 27, 2007

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

Catholic twins

siblings born within 12 months of each other

Most likely, those two are catholic twins.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2011

grapevine

1. an unofficial source of rumors or news

2. formal dance move characterized by side steps and stepping across the support foot

Learned of the accusations from the grapevine.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2008

sketchy

1. not certain, lacking in detail

2. suspicious, of questionable morals, such as someone who might be doing something illegal

The info they gave me was a bit sketchy.

by The Return of Light Joker March 20, 2010

2day

today(used in electronic media)

I need that info 2day, seriously.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2009

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008