The Return Of Light Joker's definitions

flat-out

1. plain, open and direct

2. at full speed

3. total, complete

He just farted in my face, flat-out.

by The Return of Light Joker October 1, 2007

gumshoe

1. a rubber soled shoe or a rubber boot

2. a detective

3. a police officer

4. to walk stealthily

The gumshoe pulled up an put a gumshoe clad foot on the ground before the suspect fired a warning shot.

by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2009

hands-on

1. active and practical

2. controlled manually rather than automatically.

My teacher has a hands-on policy.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 29, 2007

whisky dick

a case of erectile dysfunction do to excessive alcohol consumption

I think he had whisky dick, because slept downstairs in his girlfriend's apartment after getting back from the bar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 10, 2009

act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011

joined at the hip

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2011

out of line

1. behaving improperly

2. not in accordance with what is expected

He skipped class. he's way out of line.

by The Return of Light Joker February 12, 2008