The Real Driller's definitions

big whistle zing out

A siren whistle sound effect created by Hanna-Barbera that is used in almost every freaking animated show. It was used regularly in their productions before the studio made their library royalty-free. That's when the sound spread to other studios. Nowadays, people are getting tired of hearing the sound especially when it's used in the more recent animated shows and films, and even some video games made use of it!

This sound is considered a mentally ill person's worst nightmare (or perhaps the entire Hanna-Barbera sound library). For some, they're just uncomfortable to hear, and for some, they pose a real health concern. Made especially worse if you have autism or Asperger's. If you hear just one sound or even this, you will have a heart attack or ligma, or a mental breakdown that could land you with PTSD. Better watch yourself when you watch YouTube because both can kill. But also beware of the sound being played in public. If possible, wear headphones with music turned up to max volume.

I wanted to play Pokémon Legends: Arceus on my Nintendo Switch, but I can't because it has that stupid big whistle zing out sound that nobody likes. Thank God for Sound Effects Wiki who helps me make informed decisions when I choose whatever games or shows I want to play or watch. When I'm out in public, I'll always listen to the soundtrack to the newest Touhou game to ensure that this sound and others never reach my ears.

by The Real Driller November 20, 2022

Wikia

Now known as FANDOM, a terribad, greedy wiki-hosting company. Ads are intrusive, censors content to please the Chinese government, and wikis are not well-maintained. If you try contacting customer support, they refuse to help in any way whatsoever, and they have a list of pre-written messages they copypaste when replying to a ticket because of their inability to type.

I was the founder of a popular fanon wiki on Wikia, but my site got shut down by them, causing three years of content to be lost forever. I loved editing there every day, but my ability to write new content is gone. This was an attack on my freedom of speech, and I had the right to create whatever I wanted, and I didn't do anything to deserve being banned. The people who shut down my site are liberals who celebrated its shutdown, happy they censored me from the platform. They purged my site because they are commies who support the Chinese Communist Party. I had one of the most active presences on the internet, and this banning left me no way to talk to my followers.

by The Real Driller June 6, 2021

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

PooTrap

A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.

Walking your dog just got easier with the PooTrap! No poops, no oops!

by The Real Driller October 12, 2023

Göring

Bunker fatty who wants to eat everything, regardless if it's edible or not. He also has goals of wanting the entire world to be fat.

Göring: Uhh, I'd like to eat those bullets. They look tasty.
Dolfy: Göring, you can't eat those bullets. They're not Trix cereal.

by The Real Driller January 25, 2023

huge battleship

is approaching fast

Warning! A huge battleship King Fossil is approaching fast!

by The Real Driller June 9, 2021

sinusitis

That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.

I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.

by The Real Driller August 20, 2023