The Real Driller's definitions

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2019

Grawitz

A useless piece of fat.

Grawitz: My Failure, I’m ready to help you today.
Dolfy: Very well fatty, but I need to know if you’ve found Fegelein or not.
Grawitz: Well… I… did not find him.
Dolfy: You’d be better if you detonated yourself.
(Grawitz stomps foot, leaves, and Gunsche enters)

by The Real Driller May 11, 2024

Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023

Bilibili Comics

A manga, manhua, and manhwa website and app that spams my Twitter timeline every day. The app includes a share feature that offers rewards to users who post links to the site on Twitter, usually in random unrelated hashtags.

I follow one account that retweets tweets from a specific hashtag, and every day half of my timeline is filled with links to Bilibili Comics content thanks to that hashtag being botted by Bilibili Comics users.

by The Real Driller August 27, 2022

Foundations of Scientific Inquiry

Called FSI, probably one of the most annoying forms of science ever devised. It involves theories, memorization of the periodic table, and lots of algebra that require four steps to solve. Many of these have frustrating formulas in order to determine specific heat, Boor's Law, mole to atom conversions, orbital notation, balancing from the activity series, and many others that can make your life miserable. Usually, the bookwork involves a large amount of problems that take hours to complete. The tests are also your worst enemy, and those who study for seven freaking hours usually get a 50 on every single test.

Scenario 1:
Miss Sakuraba: For homework tonight, please complete problems 1-9, doing every single problem!
Susumu: Are you freaking high on marijuana!? There can possibly be no way I can do every single one of them!

Scenario 2:
God dang it I failed Miss Sakuraba's Foundations of Scientific Inquiry class and now I have to take it again!

by The Real Driller May 22, 2017

Day One: Garry's Incident

A crappy survival game that became infamous for the developers using the Streisand effect silence TotalBiscuit's negative review on YouTube. His response video delivered more criticism to the developers. The developers also got accused of astroturfing the game's score on Metacritic.

Dude, don't review Day One: Garry's Incident because you could get Streisanded by the developers.

by The Real Driller August 31, 2020