The Real Driller's definitions

IFTTT Pro

A Facebook Update that was introduced onto IFTTT on September 10, 2020, that locked all free users behind a metered paywall. Something that used to be free for many years isn't free anymore. The only free stuff you get for non-subscribers is three applets and that's it.

IFTTT Pro is a horrible excuse to waste your money on. That makes it feel like IFTTT was purchased by Electronic Arts.

by The Real Driller September 17, 2020

alopecia areata

What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.

Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.

What caused it? Pandemic stress.

by The Real Driller September 15, 2023

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

The following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences

A bizarre warning message displayed before some YouTube videos if the system thinks the video you are about to watch contains highly sensitive material. Videos containing hate speech usually get this. On the creator's side, this can be a nightmare as the video can get demonetized. Likes, comments, and suggested videos are also removed too.

My new video was doing well until it got flagged and now displays a warning that the following content has been identified by the YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences. I didn't include any of that content.

by The Real Driller September 20, 2022

Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and will often repeatedly say it.

Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.

by The Real Driller March 13, 2022

ALSie

A derogatory term for a person with ALS.

I heard my boss resigned yesterday. The reason? It was confirmed he had become an ALSie because of Lou Gehrig's Disease.

by The Real Driller April 18, 2023

Follow Friday

A marketing initiative on social media to encourage people to follow other users. It is not a bad thing since it can increase your follower count and if you're on Instagram, but on Twitter, these are sent out as a form of inconvenience since it allows every tagged person to blast the others tagged with every reply, like, and retweet the tweet gets. This is especially true if the user doesn't know any of the other users tagged and can be a nuisance if the number of users tagged is large.

Chris: Dude, Angie needs to stop adding me to these Follow Fridays on Twitter. I don't even know who half these users are and I always have to deal with the bullcrap of them blowing up my timeline and notification inbox with GIFs.
Kyle: I know man, they're annoying. Remember the time she tagged both of us in the same Follow Friday? At least you can say "bye" and mute the conversation before anyone starts talking dirty or whatever.
Sydney: She tagged me this morning. I blocked her so that I don't have to deal with this again.

by The Real Driller June 14, 2021