I warned my overweight father not to sit on that new chair but he did so and broke it. Stupid fat blimp.
by The Real Driller May 11, 2022
Before reading letter:
News on my computer? This is what I've been excited about. I can't wait to start using my computer again.
After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.
The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!
News on my computer? This is what I've been excited about. I can't wait to start using my computer again.
After reading letter:
Himmler, you scalper. He says he didn't fix my computer. Instead, he replaced it with a bunch of parts that aren't usable.
The rant:
Himmler... CURSE YOU FOR DESTROYING MY COMPUTER, HIMMLER!
by The Real Driller July 19, 2023
Chris: What did people think of your critique on that terrible game?
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
Kyle: Well, looks like the developers just streisanded my critique with a DMCA takedown. RIP me.
by The Real Driller August 10, 2020
is approaching fast
by The Real Driller June 09, 2021
That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.
I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.
by The Real Driller August 20, 2023
A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
Bunker fatty who wants to eat everything, regardless if it's edible or not. He also has goals of wanting the entire world to be fat.
Göring: Uhh, I'd like to eat those bullets. They look tasty.
Dolfy: Göring, you can't eat those bullets. They're not Trix cereal.
Dolfy: Göring, you can't eat those bullets. They're not Trix cereal.
by The Real Driller January 25, 2023