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Definitions by The Real Driller

Pittsburgh exit 

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
Pittsburgh exit by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

Tear down this wall! 

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

ReliaCard 

A fraudster's favorite item.
I apparently got a USBank ReliaCard from my state unemployment office and I did not file for unemployment. I'm returning the card and I'm calling the police.
ReliaCard by The Real Driller December 8, 2021
Terribad power company in Washington DC. If you lose electricity, it takes days for them to restore it because their electricians are slow as heck.
I had to stay in a hotel in DC for five days because I lost electricity and Pepco's electricians took too long because all they do is procrastinate.
Pepco by The Real Driller November 26, 2021

chemobaldy 

Derogatory term for a person who lost their hair due to chemotherapy and became bald.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she became a chemobaldy due to breast cancer. I always admired her for her long hair.
chemobaldy by The Real Driller November 21, 2021

cursing fit 

When you get frustrated you also begin swearing a lot.
There was this one guy three cubes down from me and when he came to a problem he didn't know how to solve, he would start having a cursing fit, and he is so loud.
cursing fit by The Real Driller November 12, 2021

greed over people 

What the GOP's identity is in the present day. Any person who does what Trump did during his presidency.
Republicans do damage as they die off. It's greed over people.