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by The Real Driller February 24, 2023

fat mitzvah

When an overweight or obese Jewish girl has a bat mitzvah.

Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!

by The Real Driller December 9, 2020

color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

Frau Goebbels

AKA Magda Goebbels. Some crazy woman who wants to do disgusting stuff with Dolfy.

Magda: It is important that I see the Failure. Please, move aside.
Gunsche: I have special orders that the Failure does not prefer to be disturbed.
Magda: Please Gunsche, I must see him. PLEASE!
(Gunsche knocks door)
Dolfy: Who the heck is it!?
Gunsche: My Failure, Frau Goebbels is here.
Dolfy: Stupid giant, I told you I don't want to see that obsessive woman.

by The Real Driller November 17, 2022

reflection paper

Another form of torture given by teachers in the form of essays. Usually happens after a project, the end of the class, or perhaps after watching a boring movie or lecture which you probably slept through.

Teacher: Okay students, take your seats, we will listen to a lecture by a special guest.

(lecture begins)

Student: Ugh, this is boring! (begins sleeping)

(lecture ends)

Teacher: Okay, for homework, please write a 500-word reflection paper on the lecture.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2019

Foundations of Scientific Inquiry

Called FSI, probably one of the most annoying forms of science ever devised. It involves theories, memorization of the periodic table, and lots of algebra that require four steps to solve. Many of these have frustrating formulas in order to determine specific heat, Boor's Law, mole to atom conversions, orbital notation, balancing from the activity series, and many others that can make your life miserable. Usually, the bookwork involves a large amount of problems that take hours to complete. The tests are also your worst enemy, and those who study for seven freaking hours usually get a 50 on every single test.

Scenario 1:
Miss Sakuraba: For homework tonight, please complete problems 1-9, doing every single problem!
Susumu: Are you freaking high on marijuana!? There can possibly be no way I can do every single one of them!

Scenario 2:
God dang it I failed Miss Sakuraba's Foundations of Scientific Inquiry class and now I have to take it again!

by The Real Driller May 22, 2017

Trelegy

COPD isn't pretty. I'm out of breath and often out of the picture.

But this is my story. And with once-daily Trelegy, it can still be beautiful.

by The Real Driller June 29, 2025