The Real Driller's definitions

electronic artsing

The act of buying and monopolizing smaller companies primarily for their IP rather than talent and then forcing drastic changes that impact the scope of their material.

Kyle: Oh Christ! Did you hear Facebook acquired GIPHY?
Chris: Yeah, Facebook is basically electronic artsing the internet.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2020

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022

religion class

Another stupid course forced on students who attend Catholic schools. Their main purpose is to help students put theological values toward professional and personal decisions, but is despised by anyone who doesn't give a crap about God. Also, this class is the reason why you have to attend an all-school mass at least once a month.

If you don't care about God, then religion class is simply a good time to take another 45-90 minute nap and fail the class because your chances of understanding it are zero percent.

by The Real Driller September 6, 2022

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

classified documents

Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.

Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?

by The Real Driller June 23, 2023

IDME

The most glitchy identity verification system in the world.

Kyle: Dude, I can't file my unemployment claim because of this crappy IDME system that doesn't recognize my driver's license.
Chris: I know man. If you call the UC office to get help, they refuse to fix it. All they do is put up a ticket for a specialist to fix.

by The Real Driller August 30, 2021

school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

by The Real Driller October 8, 2020