Definitions by The Pasta Man

Nuke the fridge

To vomit(or even take a shit) in a place such waste is not supposed to go, often preformed when drunk. Such as a fridge.

Yo I opened the fridge up this morning and found shit all stained in there!
Jesus, I hate when people nuke the fridge.

Nuke the fridge by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

African Children 

A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.

Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED

African Children by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Egoism 

A political ideology that states that the only important thing should be yourself, and all actions should be done out of self-interest and selfishness. For dickheads who don't even wanna conform in an anarchist society. One of the main beliefs of egoism is the concept of 'ghosts in the mind', more commonly called 'spooks'. These refer to societal constructs that influence how somebody should *really* be acting. Don't bother calling out their ego, they take it as a good thing.

Person 1: Oh Daniel? Daniel believes in Egoism.
Person 2: Explains why they fucking left me and Josh to pay for dinner the other night.

Egoism by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Poggers 

Play
Of
(the)
Game
G
E
R
S
Oftentimes uses on Discord, Twitch, or even in real life when something good happens.

Guy: So I got a new pc, it was really cheap for how powerful it is!
Everyone cultured within a 5km radius: Poggers!

Poggers by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

IngSoc 

DayGreet proles. IngSoc=doubleplus-Totalitarian PolitParty. Found in Orwell-Novel 1984, doubleplus censorship and surveillance. IngSoc Invent NewSpeak(doubleplus abridged English), doublethink(switch between two separate beliefs), and Room 101. The only political party.

Facebook: Exists
Orwell readers: This is literally 1984!!!
IngSoc: No, but it's a step closer.

IngSoc by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Facebook 

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.

Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook

Facebook by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020