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Medal spoiled

An Olympics fan/viewer that calls a first gold medal semi American.
Americans have been medal spoiled for a while in many events in the Olympics, to the point they expect some of these athletes to keep bringing in medal after medal after medal like it's an easy thing to do or guaranteed to anybody with a USA uniform (especially without any support there with them and even getting told they are semi American or unacceptable performers/performances). Hopefully more people (not other athletes, but fans/viewers) saw more of what athletes are putting themselves through to get some of these medals via Simone Biles, Allyson Felix, and a few other athletes.
by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021
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Car

Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.
Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Hall Pass

When all was said and done, though their husbands might have looked around at females, the one person that actually cheated of the four main characters in Hall Pass was Grace. Everyone else held their marriage vows sacred to some degree, since looking, thinking, or talking about sex isn't the same thing as toying around with love.
Grace was the one character in Hall Pass heartless enough to actually cheat, because their was no balance of power in her relationship with Fred, she had all the power of two people. Though Grace would be the kind of person to try and expose the double standards of others, she lived by a different set of standards than the ones she expected of her husband, and couldn't see her own for what they were. Why would any guy want to be married to somebody like that? Since some of them do think with a head other than the one on their dick, despite some females not really wanting to allow them to resist thinking with a head that is easier to control on a guy.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Curly Crowe

A gladiator that tries to cut the head off anything over 5'9" or so to make it the right size.
Curly Crowe wants to cut his head off so he can stick it to the man on a pike.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Antagonist

Someone that claims to spread light, love, and hope like wildfire while they really sow darkness, hate, and despair/desparation under the surface of others.
She was an antagonist her entire life. She made it her life's work to be an antagonist.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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Goldmember

Due to an unfortunate smelting accident, Goldmember had a penis made of gold.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Deflate

To take all the air (or life) out of something.
The clown wanted to stick a pin in and deflate him like Mario to get even with him for taking and releasing all of her balloons into the sky.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
mugGet the Deflatemug.

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