Zeus

Zeus sounds more like a tyrant's tyrant than someone that actually loves you.

If people shouldn't worship false idols, why would they worship a statue of Zeus? That seems like the one thing people weren't allowed to question.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Eyes like a dude

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.

She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.

Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

Study

Anybody that can study can also be studied. Anybody that can study somebody else's double standards to pick at them can also have their own studied.

Nobody is the only person that can study other people. Most people don't think of life as a classroom, though some people couldn't get enough school as kids, they loved it, and they want everyone else to love it.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Instant replay decapitation

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

The instant replay decapitation was a crowd pleaser.

by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021

Undue credit

Really all credit is undue credit, since nobody owes anybody anything, including credit or respect.

The one(s) claiming to make the familiar revolutionary is just another person/group of people that wants undue credit for making changes to something, even unwanted changes.

by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021

Crybully

A vicious individual.

Nobody really wanted the crybully around since the crybully had a lot to do with many longtime beloved stores and restaurants shutting down forever just so that she could change the heart of a town that was never hers to change (and replace them were her bland name brand stores and developments), a town she wasn't originally from (though gentrification can't often be identified as the name and face of the person/people responsible for it).

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021