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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Like vinegar for honey 

Sounds like a decent book title, though nobody would read it and the author would never get the world on a string with it.
Like vinegar for honey isn't a bad book, it's no less factual or true than anything else you read. It's about good versus evil.

chicken shit 

Throwing eggs at somebody and getting chicken shit all over everything.
What's more chicken shit than egging a car or even a person?

Goody two shoes 

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
Though auto racing is not a true sport (just like golf is not a true sport) the people that think football events have the most brutal or horrific injuries don't know what happened to Russell Phillips.
What happened to Daryl Stingley was hard to watch, but people were puking in the stands and fainting after watching what happened to Russell Phillips. Had he imploded, it might have been more brutal to watch, but it's hard to think of something more brutal that could happen to somebody that thought/hoped they were just going to win something and then go home afterward that day.
Brutal by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
Cartman by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
You got demoted/busted from king all the way back to frog Charly. Now you have to start all over again, earn back any stripes you had, if there were any.
Demoted by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021

The Town 

Ben Affleck's most convincing and authentic looking and sounding performance to date.
Somebody must've helped Ben Affleck make himself look more authentic and sincere in The Town, because usually the guy is amongst the worst actors of his generation (though his speech delivery has always been excellent). The guy went from bad actor to real hoodlum from Boston in that movie, if only for a split second (though he's not even from the East Coast). He made his previous acting in Good Will Hunting look silly in The Town, though watching enough of his films makes somebody realize it isn't too hard for Ben Affleck to make one of his performances look silly.
The Town by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021