Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Scam artistry
People thought the Prepare for Martial Law/Plant your seeds for a Nuclear Holocaust/Hide Your Guns/Doomsday Preparation reading and video material was satire by the people selling it until they realized how serious these folks looked and sounded about their little moneymaking scam. It wasn't as profitable as Carvana or Uber, but it was in the same league of scam artistry.
Scam artistry by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
O'Doul's Party
Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.
Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?
Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.
Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?
Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.
O'Doul's Party by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Like vinegar for honey
Sounds like a decent book title, though nobody would read it and the author would never get the world on a string with it.
Like vinegar for honey isn't a bad book, it's no less factual or true than anything else you read. It's about good versus evil.
Like vinegar for honey by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
chicken shit
chicken shit by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Goody two shoes
Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
Goody two shoes by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Brutal
Though auto racing is not a true sport (just like golf is not a true sport) the people that think football events have the most brutal or horrific injuries don't know what happened to Russell Phillips.
What happened to Daryl Stingley was hard to watch, but people were puking in the stands and fainting after watching what happened to Russell Phillips. Had he imploded, it might have been more brutal to watch, but it's hard to think of something more brutal that could happen to somebody that thought/hoped they were just going to win something and then go home afterward that day.
Brutal by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
Cartman
A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
Cartman by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021