He told his wife she was being silly and not in a funny kind of way when she broke the ceiling fan trying to play basketball in the living room. She told the people at work about her stupid annoying supportive wife always holding her back and how he wasn't being a man about it.
She didn't think it would be silly to shoot her husband over an argument about a garden hose, she thought that he deserved it for being a clown.
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Don't let Good Will Hunting or The Town fool you, Reindeer Games and Paycheck is the closest thing you will see to the real Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck is witnessing Gary Sinise, the man of many faces, fuck his own sister, or so he thought. This Reindeer Games movie is as bad as Paycheck, this guy knows how to make bad acting a trend or a statement of some sort. He's going to drag Gary Sinise right down with him, Leonardo DiCaprio starts to look more like James Cagney after watching Ben Affleck, not that Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad actor, he can at least make people cry instead of just laugh at him like Ben Affleck.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
Relationship diagnosis-
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
The guy looked like a knight in shining armor when she had on her rose-colored glasses, but when she took them off, he didn't even look human, he looked like a retard in tin foil she was so used to having them on.
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021
Someone that comes up with clever abbreviations for big words because they think they own the place and call it their turf.
The dork wanted to find a clever way to get somebody other than herself rejected, so she thought of a clever abbreviation for a big word to call somebody.
by The Original Agahnim October 09, 2021
You got demoted/busted from king all the way back to frog Charly. Now you have to start all over again, earn back any stripes you had, if there were any.
by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021
GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.
Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?
Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021